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A pretty young lady mistakenly sent an sms to
her father saying; "Sweetheart I don't
want to abort this pregnancy cuz
I might damage my womb. Don't forget this will be the 5th
pregnancy I will abort for you.
Don't worry, I'm in the kitchen preparing my parent's food. I will
poison them both so we can inherit their property for ourselves.
Question: What will you do if you were her father???
10 years ago
GAME ! GAME! FUN TIME: IT'S SATURDAY
LET'S SEE WHO HAS THE BEST ORIGINAL JOKE THAT WE HAVE NEVER READ, SEEN OR SHARED ON FACEBOOK:
THE PERSON WITH THE HIGHEST LIKES AND THE LAST ONE TO WRITE THEIR JOKES WILL WIN PRIZES:
BY THE WAY I AM ABOUT TO SLEEP SO beautiful PEOPLE KEEP WRITING YOUR JOKES AND LET'S SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE LIKE YOUR JOKE: I will monitor U in my Dreams.
WHEN I WAKE UP AND NOBODY HAS WRITTEN ANY JOKE, I WILL DECLARE MY SELF THE WINNER AND IF YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME, I WILL REPORT YOU TO WAJU:
PLS I AM SLEEPING, NO PHONE CALLS, NO CHAT INVITES....IF YOU WAKE ME UP, YOU WILL HAVE TO GIVE ME FOOD FOR DISTURBING MY SLEEP.................( the sleep is a strategy, I am broke so by sleeping by this time, I will skip BREAKFAST AND LUNCH, which means I have to check what I have to do to get my Supper: I can visit one of my friends on Facebook at Dansoman to see if they are pounding fufu) and okosie nkwan.
.I WILL WAKE IF GOD WILLS, IN 10 HOURS ( Is this a problem for U, aaaaah Ghanafo) koraa aden, I dey SLEEP my sleep a, why some people "am dey jealous"......)
SEE YOU LATER:
A man was applying for a job in a $60b company: On the application form, he was asked, ARE YOU ON FACEBOOK? Though,he has an account on Facebook, he lied that, he was not: Then during the second round of the interview, he was given a computer with Facebook opened: He was asked to log in: He said, he didn't know how to do it: Professional liar: To make sure he was telling the truth or not, the boss log into his account and FACEBOOKED ( the google equivalent of searching for someone on Facebook) the man's name, and baaaam! his account with his photo came up and all his crazy lewd updates: He nearly fainted but when the boss asked him, he said that might be my TWIN brother: The panel thought for a while and told him, WE THINK WE WILL HIRE YOUR TWIN BROTHER: He then said, my twin brother died yesterday and I am the heir: Lesson: Be careful what u put on Facebook, U never know: We live in a technological world and contents reflects U. Let the wise learn from this:
Aby Na
a man nnd his wife wer avin fun in bed nd da women asked da husband,"darlin wer is da piece of cloth i asked u to buy for me nd da man replied"ave given it to da carpenter to sow for u.
SOMETHING TO HELP U START YA DAY: ( warning: sensitive word included)
A boy dreamt that he had died and came back to
earth as a chicken,then became pregnant and
tried to lay eggs as a chicken..
He pushed nd pushed den de 1st egg..
Shortly he pushed nd de 2nd egg.
He waz pushing hard to lay de 3rd egg when
his room mate scream ''Adjetey!Adjetey!!
Wake up u dey SHIT 4 bed''
enjoy ur weekends..lol
SMOOTH CRACKER II .............JUST FOR YA RIPS
A group of Chinese guys who were deported from Ghana for doing Galamsey returned as armed robbers.
They blocked and stopped an Accra- Kumasi bound luxury long bus and ordered everybody to stand in the bus pointing AK45 at them. One of them spoke perfect english and told the passengers they would be killed according to their names.
So they scream at the driver whose name was Amoah..........HEI WHAT IS YOUR NAME?.....He said, my name is ZAMOAH......
They then asked anoda man who was known as bashiru who was shivering... he said my name is Yshashiru.
then the next person whose name is Abaan was pulled and he said pls china pls china my name is ZABAAN
if u were to be on the bus what would be your name?
GOOD MORNING GHANA...................SMILE AND MAKE YOURSELF HAPPY.....
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