i LOVE MY CHINA PHONE

 i LOVE MY CHINA PHONE

Prekese Ghanamedia
December 31, 1969  1 min read 
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You know you have a China phone when:   1. The battery gets full after 3 minutes of charging.2. The phone has a TV, microwave, flashlight, nail cutter, tooth brush, cigarette lighter.3. Text messages can be written with a tooth pick.4. There are some spelling mistakes, eg Nokla, i-porn, Blackderry, Samvang.5. When an aeroplane passes, it records one missed call.6. When a big truck hoots, it records chargerconnected.7. It has dual sim cards, dual memory cards, and dual batteries.8. When there is no electricity, it records, insert simcard.9. When you post a status on Facebook, it automatically posts 10 more.10. If you pass by a Chinese lady/man when the phones bluetooth is on, it records, newdevice detected please enter the pairing code!

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