FII FI WRITES NOTES ON FACEBOOK

 Teacher Banza

Fii Fi
April 4, 2012  1 min read 
Shared with Fii's friends of friends, Adjoa's friends and Michelle's friends
Friends of friends
ENGLISH by Mr.Atongo a primary school teacher; 1.Dont dare talk infront of my back.<p> </p>2.1 2 3, both of you get out of my class.<p> </p>3.Take 5cm wire of my length.<p> </p>4.All of you stand in a straight circle.<p> </p>5.Be quiet...the principal just passed away.<p> </p>6.Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am here??<p> </p>7.I have 3 daughters, they are all girls.<p> </p>8.Did you see me on the radio yesterday??<p> </p>9.Every body is entitled to 1 ball of kenkey and 1 ball of fish.<p> </p>10.Stop making noise like empty sardine tins of milk.<p> </p>11.The son of the man is a boy.<p> </p>12.This is your permanent place, sit here for the mean time.<p> </p>13.Take the lead and follow me.<p> </p>14.I would rather kill myself than commit suicide.





~STUBBORN BUT FEAROOO~

Fii Fi
March 8, 2012  2 min read 
Shared with Fii's friends of friends and Carl's friends
Friends of friends
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a priest in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The priest agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the priest in the afternoon. The priest, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?". They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the priest repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the priest raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?" The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his wardrobe, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the wardrobe, he asked, "What happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "Charley, we are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing - and they think WE did it!"

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