ALL ABOUT WOMEN IN RELATIONSHIPS- PART 1
ALL ABOUT WOMEN IN RELATIONSHIPS- PART 1
12 TYPES OF FEMALES 1. Ms. Gold-Digger Advantages a. You have someone to manage yourmoney. b. She always looks good. c. She makes your other boys jealous. d. She makes you look good. Disadvantages a. When you get broke she'll be gone andtake what you have left. b. She makes sure she has a child by youto sue you for child support. c. Once your boy comes up she'll be onhis arm the next day. 2. Ms. Freak (secret lover) Advantages a. She knows all the right positions. b. She'll try everything more than once. c. You're never unsatisfied. d. She'll do all the things your girl won'tdo. e. She doesn't mind being your freak, aslong as she catches one too. Disadvantages a. Eventually, because she's a female,she'll end up catching feelings. b. She starts to act like she's your "main". c. She messes with ya boy and act likeyou in the wrong for telling that she's afreak. d. Eventually her stuff gets old. And youneed a replacement. Or she gets boredand SHE needs a replacement. 3. Ms. Independent Advantagesa. You don't have to worry about buyingher anything. She got most of it.b. She's intelligent, sassy, confident anddetermined.c. She's great for conversation. d. She keeps it real and has goals.e. She knows how to please a man.Disadvantagesa. She will continuously let you knowthat she can handle it on her own.b. She will eventually say 'forget you' and get a dildo.c. She will consider you another one herplay toys, or goals. 4. Ms. Dyme Advantagesa. She's top of the line.b. She stays looking like a fantasy.c. She has the body of a goddess with theface to match.d. She considers herself a "model" e. All the girls envy her, but she doesn'tcare.Disadvantagesa. She's superficial. She cares only abouther looksb. She honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you about the way she looks. c. She's probably dumb as hell and if she'snot her personality is dry.d. You have to constantly keep yourgame up because every kat is gonna tryto get her. 5. Ms. Tomboy Advantagesa. She's cool and laid back.b. She'll be willing to play rough withyou.c. Of course, she loves sports.d. Her body is athletically divine. e. She's easy to talk to and fun to bearound.f. She's a diamond in the rough.Disadvantagesa. She'll remind you too much of yourboy. b. She might not want to change herappearance.c. She might actually beat you inbasketball, football and track. 6. Ms. Ghetto Advantagesa. She's not afraid of any other female ormale. She will fight to keep you.b. She's down for you. She'll be there tobail you out of jail.c. She's always stays fresh. d. She can cook up a storm. She can makethe best out of a bad situation.e. She keeps it real and keeps yousatisfied.Disadvantagesa. She doesn't know how to act in public. b. Your mom can't stand her.c. You get into it with her every othersecond.d. She's willing to fight another girllooking at you PERIOD!!!!.e. Her weave colors are distracting and her vocabulary is minimal. 7. Ms. Good Girl Advantages a. She's always there for you. b. She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweetand cool. c. Your mother loves her. d. You can see yourself falling in lovewith her. e. You are her first everything. f. She makes you feel like a man. g. 8/10 you will be her first sex partner Disadvantages a. She's an A or B situation either: A.You're not gonna get any until ya'll aremarried or she will make you wait ALONG TIME or at least till he feel like youreally like her and not just tryin to getsome.. or.... B. She said she never done it she said she never tried she's sittingthere telling a lie. 8. Ms. Main Advantages a. She is the one you respect. b. She probably may know about theothers but might not care. c. She has all the qualities you want in afemale. d. You've been with her forever-or havejust met her but feel it's been forever. Disadvantages a. She starts getting very suspicious andcalls you every moment. b. She will devise a plan to catch you inyour act and then kick your ass. 9. Ms. Psycho Advantages a. She's fun and spontaneous. b. She's down to earth. c. She loves you unconditionally. d. Everything about her is too good to betrue. So everyone loves her. e. She makes you feel loved. Disadvantages a. Don't you break up with her. She willstalk your ass. b. She keeps pictures of you everywhereand knows everything about you. c. She can manipulate the hell out of you. d. She will consider herself wifey even ifshe may just be that chick on the side. e. Messing with her can make your life aliving hell. 10. Ms. I have a Man. Advantages a. She may have a man but she'll messwith you anyway. b. She looks good. c. You have intense nights of passionwith her. d. Your relationship with her is notcomplicated e. She appreciates you more than yourgirl Disadvantages a. She'll always come crying to you aboutthe problems with her man. b. She'll get you caught up and thenleave you anyway for her man. c. If you piss her off she'll get her man tocome beat your ass. d. She'll unofficially make you her manonce she gets pissed off at her real man. 11. Ms. Tease Advantages a. She's tempting and a nice piece of eyecandy. b. She's intelligent, athletic, respectableand SEXXXXXXY. c. She knows how to turn you onwithout touching you. d. Everything she does is just so sensual. e. She can bring you to that point andmake you wait to get it. f. Every time you see her you catch amini orgasm. g. Every Kat wants her cause she's somysterious and that makes you want toget her first. Disadvantages a. NO matter what you think or do younever get it. b. She probably has a long distanceboyfriend somewhere that you willnever know about. c. She gets you hard and leaves you likethat. (Unbearable) 12. MRS. RIGHT ADVANTAGES a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme but sheis BEAUTIFUL and therefore encompassesall of these descriptions. b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny,outgoing, determined, strong and classy. c. She can cook or at least order a mealthat is just like your mother's. d. Her personality is just as beautiful asher body. e. She believes in God and follows hisvirtues. f. She knows that a relationship requiresa 200% quota yet she gives her man anextra 10%. g. She can please her man in anyway.Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually. h. She makes you recognize your fullpotential as a man and completes you. i. She's always there for, no matter whatyour dreams are. j. She's not afraid to tell you the truthand set you straight. k. You can talk to her and confide in her,she's your best friend. l. You love being around her more thanyour boys. m. You can share your most intimatemoments with her without sex. n. You can have a bad argument with herand then have the BEST Mind Numbingand passionate love making fest ever. o. She's always willing to find a way towork out your problems and will oftentake most of your shit. But she's alsointelligent enough to leave. p. She's nothing like any other girlsyou've met. She's your woman. THERIGHT ONE q. She may cheat you, but will be carefulenough not to let you find out even ifshe finds out about your affairs. DISADVANTAGE: You've probably mether, or had her in your life but got tooconsumed with 1-11 that you let her go So which one is your girl - or which oneare you, girl? Men, you'll find there's onegirl who's most of these types and you just don'tknow which category to place her!! Ifyou have her keep her, if you've let her go, get her back, andif you let her go and can't find her,consider yourself a lucky man!!
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